Rating: SAFE
Fandom: Marvel
Relationship: Bucky/OMC
Tags: POV second person, online dating, crack, chatlogs
Wordcount: 715 / 683 on AO3
Notes: written for the smubbles event that is yet to happen. prompt: this tumblr post
transcription:
[chatlog from grindr]
you: I'm not looking to fuck right now, but my bathroom sink is currently flooding the bathroom
you: I know it's kind of random, but can I borrow a flathead screwdriver by any chance?
you: I don't really know my neighbours and you're the closest person to me on Grindr
you:😅
other guy: yeah why not
[end chatlog]
Summary:
The one where your sink breaks while you're trying to get laid, and the Winter Soldier shows up to your door to bring you a screwdriver (and to fuck?)
Excerpt:
You: Hey. I swear I was down to fuck but my sink decided to flood my bathroom and it's kind of a mess right now.
You: I know this is going to sound weird as shit but do you have a flathead screwdriver i can borrow, by any chance?
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