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somewhatclear

Rating: SAFE
Fandom: The Witcher
Relationship: Jaskier/Geralt
Tags: Vomiting, Witcher potions
Wordcount: 694
Notes: giveaway prize for Mittencrab

Summary:
Geralt takes too many potions. Luckily, Jaskier is there to help.

Excerpt:

“Okay,” Jaskier said, even they weren’t even skirting the vaguest definition of okay. He watched as Geralt hacked up another mouthful of gross, acidic liquid. “What about the vomiting?”

“Too many potions. I miscalculated,” he admitted.

“Okay,” Jaskiser repeated. He felt oddly calm, as the helplessness washed over him. The leather of Geralt’s gear was full of tiny slashes, shiny with blood. “You’re—bleeding quite a lot.”

“That’s—the point. Helps my odds if I get hurt while I’m fighting in a small space and I bleed all over my opponent—”

“Geralt,” Jaskier squeaked. “I’d love to discuss witcher fighting strategies with you, but not while it looks like you’re going to die.”

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