Rating: SAFE
Fandom: The Witcher
Relationship: Jaskier/Geralt
Tags: pre-slash, game-related shenanigans in a netflix timeline, implied underage bc jaskier is a gremlin and is lying about his age
Wordcount: 1445 / 1406 on a03
Notes: largely unbetaed, old as fuck

Summary:

Excerpt:

He looks so young, he thinks. “How old are you, again?” Geralt asks, the question out of his mouth before he can think better of it. [...] “I’ll be nineteen next spring,” he says, in a tone that implies I’m old enough to travel the world with a monster killer, thank you very much. Geralt doesn’t even remember being nineteen.

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Rating: NSFW
Fandom: The Witcher
Relationship: Eskel/Geralt/Jaskier
Tags: Bruises, Marking, Background Relationships, Polyamory, Kink Negotiation, Implied Sexual Content
Wordcount: 1331
Notes: written for M2 @ COWT2022

Summary:

Excerpt:

Jaskier wrapped his hand around Geralt’s forearm, trying to fit it into the mark Eskel had left. The other witcher’s hands were so much bigger than his. “Well, of course,” he mused. “This is more about remembering the feeling, isn’t it? Having something to remind us of him when he’s not here.”

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Rating: SAFE
Fandom: The Witcher
Relationship: Ciri & Geralt, Geralt/Eskel
Warnings: Geralt looting corpses game-style, sad witcher childhoods, mention of the attack in Kaer Morhen, mention of Renfri's sad childhood, mention of Adda's sad life and the incest with her brother.
Wordcount: 3094
Notes: My entry for Imbolc for the witcher wheel of the year event.

Summary:
It begins with Geralt picking up a doll. Childhoods are lost and denied; princesses are monsters, and monsters are princesses. Agency is questioned. Family is found.

Excerpt:

He let himself slip into a light meditation, memories of a bare childhood washing over him as the fire kept consuming the corpses in the pile. Vesemir had always pretended not to see the playthings that made it in the dormitory while Geralt and Eskel were under his care, but he’d never treated them like children. Every evening they went to bed black and blue with bruises, crying with fatigue and frustration. And yet they were fond memories—the only childhood he had known.

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Rating: SAFE
Fandom: The Witcher
Relationship: Jaskier/Geralt, Eskel/Geralt
Tags: Trans Male Character, Relationship Negotiation, Polyamory, Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Trauma, Miscommunication, Conflict Resolution, Scents & Smells, Awkward Conversations
Wordcount: 3277
Notes: Partecipa alla seconda settimana del COWT di landedifandom, per la missione #2. Prompt: Banana Yoshimoto, "Memoria di un vicolo cieco".

Summary:
Eskel finds Geralt in Jaskier's company in the last inn before the path to Kaer Morhen. He comes in for a good-natured session of teasing, he stays for a difficult conversation. After fifty years of dead ends, they finally find an exit route.

Excerpt:

Geralt scraped the bottom of his plate with his spoon and sighed. “What did I tell you, Jaskier?”

Jaskier smiled. “Not to bring up the sex thing with Eskel.” He touched the inside of Geralt’s wrist with a finger, dipping slightly under the sleeve. “And what did I tell you, Geralt?”

“That you were going to do it anyway. You could’ve waited after dinner.”

Eskel shook his head, using his sleeve to mop up the ale that dribbled from his mouth. “That’s not the kind of embarrassing story about our childhoods I hoped to reminisce about.”

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Rating: SAFE
Fandom: The Witcher
Relationship: Geralt/Jaskier
Tags: omegaverse, purring witchers, non-sexual intimacy, getting together, pre-relationship, pack dynamics, bathing/washing, cutting hair, scents & smells
Wordcount: 2968
Notes: partecipa alle iniziative di LandeDiFandom Maritombola (prompt 90: omegaverse) e Esploratori del polyverso (stesso genere: romantico)

Summary:
Geralt comes back from a hunt absolutely covered in shit. Some hair-cutting needed. Purring happens, mortification ensues. Expectations are met.

Excerpt:

Human Alphas didn’t purr for their packmates. They didn’t purr for other Alphas. They actually didn’t purr much at all, because it was an omega thing—and even the omegas, they reserved it for their partners, for their mates, for their Alphas. Even knowing that Jaskier didn’t have a shame bone in his body, and that he had bedded other Alphas, often and with pleasure, Geralt couldn’t ask that of him, not without compromising their fellowship. He couldn’t think about Jaskier refusing. He couldn’t think about scaring him off.

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Rating: SAFE
Fandom: The Witcher
Relationship: Aiden/Lambert
Tags: Blood and Injuries, Mental Health Issues, Canon-Typical Violence, Implied Internalized Homophobia, Hurt/Comfort, The Intrinsic Tragedy of Witchers, Lambert's sad backstory, references to suicidal thoughts
Wordcount: 2341
Notes: commission for besselfcn. Partecipa alla maritombola di landedifandom per il prompt #20 Tristezza.

Summary:
Lambert and Aiden are on a hunt together. Lambert gets sliced up by a cockatrice and Aiden patches him up. Uncomfortable conversations are had, and unexpected feelings are revealed.

Excerpt:

“A little bestiary fact for you, Aiden—do you know why they’re called cockatrices? Because the guy who discovered them called them cocksuckers and someone made a mistake while transcribing it—”

“You say that every single time we take down a cockatrice, Lamb, and it wasn’t funny the first time,” Aiden told him, only half listening to him.

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Rating: SAFE
Fandom: The Witcher
Relationship: Jaskier/Geralt
Tags: Canon divergence, baby Ciri, getting together, hurt/comfort, mention of starvation, sleeping together, sickfic, first kiss
Wordcount: 6790
Notes: commission and xmas gift for xxhhunter

Summary:
What if Geralt had kidnapped Ciri when she was four months old, and accidentally involved Jaskier in the whole baby-rearing thing? Or also: the one Geralt and Jaskier spend the winter watching baby Ciri grow, travel half the Continent and fail to part from each other.

Excerpt:

Geralt was a wonder to watch. He made faces at her so she could try and mimic him, he guided her little hands over the textured fabrics of Jaskier’s fancy outfits he’d graciously lent them just for this very exercise, and the more he made Ciri laugh, the softer his smiles became. Jaskier was completely addicted to the way his whole face lit up in wonder when she did something new or unexpected.

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Rating: SAFE
Fandom: The Witcher
Relationship: Geralt/Jaskier/Yennefer
Tags: birthday, fluff
Wordcount: 622
Notes: giveaway prize for bottomboybye

Summary:
It's Geralt's birthday. Jaskier and Yennefer decide to do something nice for him.

Excerpt:

The room smelled like dried herbs and warm pastries, like the bakeries he sometimes visited when he stopped in town to get a bite after a particularly difficult hunt, and it was gently filling with steam from the bath. Petals floated on the surface of the water, and lit, fat candles were clustered at the corners of the basin.

Yennefer, wrapped in a sheer bathrobe that didn’t do anything to hide her gorgeous body, was carefully arranging something on the side, while Jaskier, the sleeves of his airy, open shirt rolled up to show off his toned forearms, was pouring oils in the water.

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Rating: NSFW
Fandom: The Witcher
Relationship: Geralt/Jaskier
Tags: Trans Jaskier, Substance Abuse, Drunk sex, Altered Mental States, Scent kink, Vaginal sex, First time, Topping from the bottom, Dom/sub undertones, service top geralt, Porn without plot, more or less.
Wordcount: 910
Notes: a prequel to Change my mind but can be read by itself. Written for the prompt "Altered Mental States"

Summary:
Geralt and Jaskier get drunk and fall in bed together.

Excerpt:

The kiss is like a sip of water, sweet and cool on parched lips, and Jaskier’s mouth is soft and pliant against his, tasting like the honey cakes he swiped from the kitchen earlier while the cook wasn’t looking. Geralt can smell his arousal in the sweat building in the hollow of his throat, can hear every flutter of his quickening pulse drowning out the pouring rain pattering on the rooftop.

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Rating: NSFW
Fandom: The Witcher
Relationship: Jaskier/Geralt, past Eskel/Geralt
Tags:Trans Jaskier, Disphoria & Body Issues, Kink Negotiation, Substance Abuse, Unhealthy coping mechanisms, Cunnilingus, Scent Kink, Copious amount of trauma,
Wordcount: 3898
Notes: Season of kink: Altered Mental State. partecipa alla sfida di Explorers, per il prompt "all'ultimo istante"

Summary:
Jaskier wants Geralt to cast Axii on him, but the witcher gets cold feet and things don't go as planned. He does make up for it, between retellings of traumatic events and other uncomfortable conversations.

Excerpt:

“This is different.” Geralt looked down, hands falling away from Jaskier’s waist. “I changed my mind, this isn’t safe. I shouldn’t have—”

“Hang on, hang on,” Jaskier interrupted him, catching him by the wrists. “Of course it’s safe. I’ve seen you doing it to multiple people—and horses. You wouldn’t put Roach in danger, would you? If this was truly dangerous—”

“This is not a joke,” Geralt growled, “and I don’t make a habit of using Axii on people to stick my dick into them.”

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